Sluttish time

Because: What a slut time is. She screws everybody.
-Peter Van Houten
TFiOS

So, I just need to get some of this out:

"Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy...well."

Hooray for Hazel Grace.

I don't know how many times this book has made me laugh...I'm on chapter eight (thank you, James, for lending me your lovely, teal autographed book).

Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.
Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book.
OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS
I guess Anna died and so it just ends? CRUEL. Call me when you can. Hope all's okay.
I'd might like an Augustus Waters..

..but I feel that the two of them fit about right.

I sort of want to read An Imperial Affliction, only it doesn't exist.
I sort of want to be your number one fan no matter what you do, supporting you from the sidelines, only, I don't know what category that falls in.

It definitely is not, Jenny Yu, friends with "benefits".